Teen Wolf AU: basically a continuation of this post. Derek and Stiles are in High School together, and they’re in love. At first, Stiles was okay with Derek wanting to keep their relationship a secret - he didn’t want to become the subject of the town gossip, what with Derek being the star player of the basketball team and Stiles being the awkward nerd - but the longer they date, the harder it becomes to settle for table scraps. Finally, Derek gets his head out of his ass and musters up the courage to ask Stiles to prom.
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Jack was employed into service for the East India Trading Company and was given command of the Wicked Wench. However, after he set free a cargo of slaves, his employer, Cutler Beckett, had Jack branded as a pirate and the Wench set aflame and sunk. After failing to rescue the Wench, Sparrow struck a bargain with the ghostly captain of the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones, to resurrect his beloved vessel. Jones returned the ship to Jack in near perfect condition except for the permanently charred hull. This prompted Jack to rename her the Black Pearl.
The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
bust ya nut and off ya strut
|Doctor:||I think you'll need a shot|
|Doctor:||AYYYYY *brings out tequila*|